Not Your Average Guy

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via whataremonsters)

theskankbank:


inspectorspacetime:

#this looks like a weird techno music video

#you win or you die by lmfao

madhatter0:

everybody who reblogs this will get a fictional character in there ask box based on their blog

EVERY BODY

(via whataremonsters)

spiritofsalem:

wow. where in the world is this….
softly-faded-jeans:

theyjudgemeanyway:

allykennedy96:

Sorry for my drunk handwriting but I found this in my pocket from last night.

That one hurt.

it did.